By: Hayden Musser

“Why did the farmer get fired from the comedy club?”  Because he was to corny.

“Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?” Because they taste funny.

“Why did the farmer get an award?” Because he is outstanding in his field.

“What did the tomato say to the other tomato in the race?”  Ketchup.

“Why did the bicycle fall over?” It was two tired.

“Why did the squid not die in war?” Because he was well armed.

“Why do we tell actors to break a leg?”  Because every play has a cast.

Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all of his Scrabble letters on the road, I asked him ‘what’s the word on the street?’”

“Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?” He just needed a little space.

“What do you call shoes made of bananas?” Slippers.

“How did the rancher keep track of his cattle?” With a Cow-culator.


Thank you to Readers Digest and LaffGaff.com for these jokes!